No sex please we're City!
Iain Dowie's description of how he felt when Leon Best scored a late equaliser at Crystal Palace on Tuesday will surely win him a place in the quotes of the week.
The strike sparked wild scenes among the players and the dugout and The Mirror reports Dowie as saying: 'It has been a long time since I have had sex - but it probably was as good as sex.
'It was a very nice feeling. What was pleasing was the reaction of the lads.'
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